⚠ Warning: if you have stumbled across this page, pour a salt circle in front of your doors and windows ✦ Now serving poetry, digital art & microwave cooking ✦ Don’t tell us how to art! ✦ New specimens escaping weekly ✦ Keep hands and feet inside the lab at all times ⚠

Poetry

Digital art

Microwave cooking?!

Abomination
Forge

Don’t tell us how to art!

A husband-and-wife art lab where rules get bent, twisted and occasionally broken. Strange verses, weird pictures and every oddball idea we can stitch together. Chaos and beauty, dancing hand in hand.

FrankenCream, the Abomination Forge mascot: a Frankenstein ice cream cone

The Specimen Jar

Fresh from the lab. Handle with rubber gloves.

Strange Verses

Poetry, rants and other things we dug up.

  • Welcome!

    Welcome to Art Abominations—a playground where creativity knows no bounds and whimsy reigns supreme! We are a delightfully unpredictable duo, conjuring up strange and…

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Meet the Mad Scientists

We are a dynamic duo, husband and wife, who enjoy making art.

Placeholder portrait of Joel

Joel

Computer whisperer

A computer whisperer and jack of all trades. Hails from the planet Moltar. His primary goal in life is to ram his ovipositor down your throat and lay his eggs in your chest.

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Rachael

Art margarita

What you would get if you took Axl Rose and Ernest Hemingway, put them in a blender, then made an art margarita.

⚠ If you have stumbled across this page, pour a salt circle in front of your doors and windows so you are not possessed by the abominations within. ⚠

Buy our stuff!

Stickers, t-shirts and other random stuff with our art on it. Adopt an abomination today.

  • Stickers for laptops, lunchboxes and the backs of unsuspecting coworkers
  • T-shirts that scare your relatives at the family reunion
  • Other random stuff (mugs, prints, things that glow in the dark… probably)
FrankenCream sticker
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Watch us!

Watch our adventures on YouTube. We make microwave cooking, art chaos and other questionable experiments.