Poetry
Digital art
Microwave cooking?!
Abomination
Forge
Don’t tell us how to art!
A husband-and-wife art lab where rules get bent, twisted and occasionally broken. Strange verses, weird pictures and every oddball idea we can stitch together. Chaos and beauty, dancing hand in hand.

The Specimen Jar
Fresh from the lab. Handle with rubber gloves.
Strange Verses
Poetry, rants and other things we dug up.
Meet the Mad Scientists
We are a dynamic duo, husband and wife, who enjoy making art.
Joel
Computer whisperer
A computer whisperer and jack of all trades. Hails from the planet Moltar. His primary goal in life is to ram his ovipositor down your throat and lay his eggs in your chest.
Rachael
Art margarita
What you would get if you took Axl Rose and Ernest Hemingway, put them in a blender, then made an art margarita.
⚠ If you have stumbled across this page, pour a salt circle in front of your doors and windows so you are not possessed by the abominations within. ⚠
Buy our stuff!
Stickers, t-shirts and other random stuff with our art on it. Adopt an abomination today.
- Stickers for laptops, lunchboxes and the backs of unsuspecting coworkers
- T-shirts that scare your relatives at the family reunion
- Other random stuff (mugs, prints, things that glow in the dark… probably)

*not actual size
Watch us!
Watch our adventures on YouTube. We make microwave cooking, art chaos and other questionable experiments.